Just In Case You Didn’t Know…Trying To Kiss The Fresh Prince Is A Hater Move!


A TV personality out of Moscow who’s made it a point to plant kisses on celebrities after interviews learned that if you try that with Will Smith you might get back handed, or sucker punched. Now if he had kissed his pinky ring it would have been perfectly acceptable. He is royalty after all.

When “All You Can Eat” Is Not All They Can Eat, Its Hating!

The idea behind the “All you can eat” buffet is pretty basic. You go, you eat until you can’t anymore (all you can eat), then you leave. Now we at Stopallthathating.com fell like this is not hard to understand and being that most people here like to eat, we all enjoy. Bill Wisth is like us in which he likes to eat and the “all you can eat”, concept is something he though he understood. That was until he was told by the staff at, Chuck’s Place Family Dining, in Thiensville, Wisconsin,  on “All you can eat” fish fry night that after a measly 12 pieces of fish he was told by the staff he was done. Of course the 6’6 350 lbs Wisth wasn’t too happy to hear this and demanded more fish.

Chuck’s Place met the angry Wisth’s demands with 8 more pieces of fish in a to-go box and sent him on his way. After calling the police and getting no resolve Wisth has decided to picket sign protest every sunday which is, all everyone can eat accept Bill Wisth fish night, until he can truly get all the fish he can eat.

We say its a hater move. we think Chuck’s Place’s should have consider all I can eat isn’t necessarily all you can eat so they might need to adjust their sign. In order to stay out of any legal trouble in face we suggest it read from this day on:

Chuck’s Place Family Dining:

All The Fish An Average Fish Eater Can Eat Within The Reasonable Amount Of  Time We Have  Previously Projected We Think You Should Be Here Before We Start To Lose Money. 

Thats pretty straight forward enough and not really hating.

[HuffingtonPost]

Students Suspended And One Janitor Fired For Senior Sticky Note Prank

Senior pranks can and sometimes do get out of hand. Sometimes property is damaged or people get humiliated and in some extreme cases someone may get hurt. At Cascade High School in Clayton, Indiana the worst thing was not the prank itself but the consequence of the prank. After coming up with the cheap and harmless idea of taking about 12k sticky notes and plastering them around windows doors and walls, the kids thought they were in the clear. A janitor allowed them in after hours and supposedly a key was provided by a school administrator.

Harmless right? Well, six of the students involved have been suspended and the janitor fired. If that’s not outrageous enough, the students who have spoken out in their defense and staged a sit-in were suspended as well. 57 to be exact. The District Superintendent has stated that the original six weren’t suspended because of the prank but rather trespassing on school grounds after hours.

We don’t have to tell you  guys this is bullsh*t and usually we would empower those kids to get in those school administrators ears and tell them to “Stop All That Damn Hating!” but they should probably just finish this year our without anymore issues. Grade A Hater Move Cascade High administrators.

[HuffingtonPost]

Not Certified Hater Proof: Crashing Your Lamborghini In Between Two Cars


Sitting at the light with your bright yellow Lamborghini Gallado: Certified Hater Proof

Having the attention of everyone at the light: Certified Hater Proof

Taking off and speeding away after revving up your engine: Certified Hater Proof

Losing control of that bright yellow Lamborghini Gallado that you revved up at the light and had everyone’s attention, took off in at a high rate of speed and crashed in between two cars: NOT Certified Hater Proof!